I forgot I had a tumblr. Nothing has changed at all what in the world.
Well I recently found out that my parents know about me already. It’s a funny story about how I found out. But they don’t know that I am aware that they know I’m gay. Was I scared? No. I’m more relieved actually.
You know what it feels like?
It feels like a big fart that you’ve been holding…
I wish my life were like this.
Why are the really ugly straight guys the ones who are really ridiculously homophobic?
Do you really think I want to tap that mullet?
I grabbed a guys crotch accidentally.
I swear it was on accident. He ran into my hand and I cupped his crotch. Oh my.
He seemed to like it because he smiled at me.
Creep!
[edit]
He was cute.
But it was an accident. I swear.
I wish these kinds of things would happen to me.


